Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Sherlock and Watson

Gumshoe Gregg has done it again... hit de nail right on de head!! Gumshoe Greg Palast that is. His Blood In Beirut article this morning cuts straight to the bone. There it is, the naked truth... ITS THE OIL SHERLOCK!

Well Watson, just what the hell can one person do about THAT? I mean, I got kids. I got to protect them. And myself. Thats why I drive this gas guzzling tank. I don't like paying $3 a gallon but the city ain't safe. Thats why we live way out here in the burb and I have to battle 2 hours of traffic every day. I'm willing to sacrifice. Do what it takes even if its breaking me. But we got a Wal Mart coming in. That'll help.

And ya, I could plant a garden in my front yard. But that would look like shit and there's goes the neighborhood. Besides, do you know how much work a garden is when we got microwaves? I'm working 3 jobs and my wife works too in between driving the kids to school and picking em up. Its only 6 blocks but the streets ain't safe ya know. Who's got time for a garden?

Oh c'mon Watson, I ain't buying Citgo. Its owned by that socialist Chavez and I ain't supporting THAT agenda. I ain't stupid! Nobody's gonna be accusing me of being unpatriotic. The guy's in bed with that commie Castro. I don't care if Exxon did make 10 BILLION in 3 months. At least its American owned.

And about him selling cheap heating oil to poor people.... big fuckin deal. You'd believe anything. He's just trying to get in your pants Watson.

Where've you been man? We got TERRORISTS now! I hate that fuckin Bush but I'd vote for him again even if the American Bar Association says he's violated the constitution 800 times. Ya gotta do what ya gotta do and he's the only one with the balls to go after em.

Innocent people? Ya I hate it that babies like mine and yours and old people like my mother and your mother are getting blown up. Its sad. But collateral damage comes with the program.... besides, they'd probably grow up to be suicide bombers anyway.

What's that you say... thats what McVeigh said about the day care kids?

Well fuck you Watson. That scumbag got what he deserved.

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